hi everyone,

i am part of an international team who are preparing for what is going to hit us very soon. society is getting worse everyday, people are going more and more crazy and it generally looks like the shit is going to hit the fan soon. so as we are seriously running out of time, we have decided to put out an ad and invite anyone who would like to try and survive 2012 to join our team. here is the ad. please feel free to ask me any questions you may have.

take care

trinity

Hello,

Considering the grave political and financial circumstances that are present in the world today, we are proud to announce that we are a group that have intensively studied 2012 and the catastrophic events that will occur in more or less 1200 days. We are willing to receive any person who could feel concerned by the end of the world or at least by the huge problems that are waiting for us in 2012 or possibly even earlier. We therefore have very little time during which we may react in a society that, for now, is still holding up.

We dispose of several small houses in different countries, several cars, a quad, a yacht and a whole organisation of classes and trainings in order to prepare ourselves for what is coming. We are inviting anyone who feels a responsibility concerning what is coming, to join us. We will not ask you for any money, we can take care of everything, food, materials, etc. All we ask, in exchange, is an absolute discipline. It is this discipline that has allowed us to build everything we have today. Absolute discipline does not mean absolute submission, but absolute efficiency. Every one of our decisions has been reached by everybody here by mainly following a Spartan parliament system.

Everything we do is applied with a Spartan spirit. We have a complete unit that displays astounding efficiency in everything that we do. We can offer you everything we have, but you must give us complete dedication – as is the Spartan way. The only thing that you will have to pay will be your journey to join us. Know that you will of course, have the time to adapt and to study, but if an inconsiderate misunderstanding should develop between us, we will not be angry, but you will be invited to leave the group very quickly. Therefore, with the possibility of a disagreement, it would be wise to keep your return journey in mind.

We can offer you fantastic places to live and a quality of life without compare, but you must not expect to benefit from everything without dedication and discipline from your part.

We are open to all types of questions, so do not hesitate to ask. We accept all ages, genders and nationalities. You may have religious opinions, but know that they are not welcome here, as our work is not based on any particular belief. New age people of any kind, are unfortunately, totally banned.
Come and join us in a marvelous adventure that you may leave whenever you like. Come, discover and prepare yourself for what is coming, with us.

I'll take the bait....where would I be booking a "round trip" ticket too???
Oh nevermind, I just came to the part about "New Agers" being banned, crap! And I was just packing up my stuff while daydreaming about the Yacht!


*BTW - Just trying to help you out, your use of the words "Total Submission and Total Discipline" may not resonate with the peeps on this forum, I mean really, have you read some of the recent posts on here.

In any case, I am sure there are plenty of people around the world who fit into your categories and I wish you much success on your journey Good Luck!

Not much of an ad. A fondness for the word 'spartan' I note..... Who is 'everybody here'? Does the organisation have a name? (not 'The Spartans' by any chance?). Any contacts, other than your own, very first post?
And free food! Either this has a catch (like what do you have to do for the 'free' food, or it's funded by a multi (very multi) millionaire, or it's a troll (it does resonate, with something similar, a while back)..
If it's the second last, count me in. I'm newly unemployed and could go for the free food. You wouldn't care to pay my mortgage too would you?
Oh and please define 'new age'. Would a passing interest in reflexology bar me?

It has the charm of taking care of everything for you. However statements such as the one above are concern. I think my personality would be a little strong for them.

Ace

spratan this and spartan that; spartan does not mean disciplin my dear, it means minimalist,bare bones so to speak. this sounds like a ; do as we say -not as we do group, and i doubt very much they have all they say, having a fantastic place to live does not mean the most secure, what ? you want me to give up everything i own ,my job,my freedom,and come and live in a convent? ahh, no thank you.

Sounds like they are seeking 300 members

Religion being OK if you keep it to yourself, but new agers banned? Reeks of immaturity. I would not want to be enrolled in an army run by a teen.

I am Spartan...

Ohhh well I didn't realize Shu was Spartan....SIGN ME UP!

hey,

wow, the new age has struck again! new agers like you are always arrogant, always look down on others and never do anything because anyway, they are god's gift to the planet, which by the way, in case you haven't noticed yet because you are too blinded by all the love and light you are getting, is DYING!

new agers can be recognised by two things: 1. their fricking arrogance and 2. their inability to act

i know that with your new age fascism, your mind is incapable of putting discipline and efficiency together, all you can do is talk bullshit about love, light and karma while our planet is dying, so don't bore the shit out of me with your crap. we don't run a psychiatric ward. the world is dying because people like you are too busy insulting those who really care instead of opening their minds and their eyes to what is happening in the world and start acting.

so to all new age schizos out there, go insult somewhere else. for those who would like to discuss what will most probably happen, be welcome. time is running out. we need coherent and balanced people...

take care
trinity

And that's pretty much all I have to say about it.

Jazz, that was funny!!!!!

oh the planet is DYING? OH SHIT!

I lol'ed

THIS IS not SPARTA!

I think I'm detecting a few anger issues bro, chill. For the record....I'm Old Age Best of luck though.

yeah.......naah. it gives too much of a locked gate feeling. my commune is for [url]anyone[/url] religious, new age, anarchist, anyone. good luck with that, locking people down thing.