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 Post subject: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:23 pm 
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This man claims sex with two attractive, female Aliens, a Nordic blonde and an Asian brunette.....

Sounds like another crazy fantasy, until you look at the DNA evidence.

http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2008/07/alie ... vided.html


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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:22 pm 
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wow... LUCKY BASTARD! lol, im kidding :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:09 pm 
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I wish we could keep this place serious.....

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:30 pm 
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aliens raping married men is not serious enough for you?

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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The old double standard extends far into space....


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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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When getting it on with alien babes, always wear Flash Gordon's Interstellar Condoms-as thin as the ozone, without the holes!©

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:00 am 
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Yeah um...I'm here for my refund. You promised me actual intructions on how to meet the space babes and all I see here is an old man complaining about having attractive women in his bedroom.

It's an interesting story, especially with the whole DNA thing. But I still can't look at it without laughing...
You'd think that aliens would make better research before attempting something like this.


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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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I was married to one :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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Alexander wrote:
Yeah um...I'm here for my refund. You promised me actual intructions on how to meet the space babes and all I see here is an old man complaining about having attractive women in his bedroom.


Etheric didn't claim to be an interstellar pimp you know

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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I was married to one :lol:



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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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Damn.. i'd probably have sex with them too! and I am a chick!

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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Ethericplane wrote:
This man claims sex with two attractive, female Aliens, a Nordic blonde and an Asian brunette.....

Sounds like another crazy fantasy, until you look at the DNA evidence.

http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2008/07/alie ... vided.html
this is a bunch of crap, if you ask me. I didn't laugh when I saw this thread. :?:


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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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I'll take some sex from nordic and asian alien babes any day!

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 Post subject: Re: Have you had sex with Aliens, yet? Here's how.
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Dam I almost had hope that I wasn't weird for having a blue girlfriend with 3 eyes. Oh well

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